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Persecution Mania

Bombenhagel
Banned
Who actually remembers Epic Rap Battles of History? They were pretty good. What's everyone's favourite? Mine was Nikola Tesla vs. Thomas Edison.

you did not steal from me, you stole me from mankind!
so good.
 

Karmic Justice

Eternal Judicator of BT
Scooper
Donator
Bob Ross vs Pablo Picasso

"Well Bob is droppin bombs like this is Guernica
I spent 20 years
Air Force
United states of America
My technique will make your mistress weep
I'll elbow drop your dreams; I go deep
And I, I paint it yellow like a Cadmium Yellow
Im bright like titanium white kinda fellow
You rember this when you step to me
Hey Pablo, you just got your happy little ass beat"

Also

Dr. Seuss vs. Will Shakespeare
"I....would not could not on a boat
Read ANY of the boring ass plays you wrote!
Even Horton doesnt wanna hear you!
And Cindy Lou Who is afraid to go near you!
You bore people to Death!
You make a classroom look like the end of MacBeth!
I can entertain a child of any age
You gotta translate what you said on the opposite page!"
 
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Persecution Mania

Bombenhagel
Banned
Bob Ross vs Pablo Picasso

"Well Bob is droppin bombs like this is Guernica
I spent 20 years
Air Force
United states of America
My technique will make your mistress weep
Elbow drop your dreams; I go deep
And I, I paint it yellow like a Cadmium Yellow
Im white like titanium white kinda fellow
You rember this when you step to me
Hey Pablo, you just got your happy little ass beat"

Also

Dr. Seuss vs. Will Shakespeare
"I....would not could not on a boat
Read ANY of the boring ass plays you wrote!
Even Horton doesnt wanna hear you!
And Cindy Lou Who is afraid to go near you!
You bore people to Death!
You make a classroom look like the end of MacBeth!
I can entertain a child of any age
You gotta translate what you said on the opposite page!"
Both really good!
 

Alpha

Not Riot
Almost all of them are so good but I think the best line comes from Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe

“You still got no children after your third marriage, you lost so many babies we should call you miscarriage”
 

Persecution Mania

Bombenhagel
Banned
Almost all of them are so good but I think the best line comes from Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe

“You still got no children after your third marriage, you lost so many babies we should call you miscarriage”
That entire rap battle was them finding different ways to call each other hoes haha.
 
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